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  1. #1
    rivercrazy
    You have a house that's mobile and 14 cars that aren't!
    You walk your kid to school cause your in the same grade....
    You wear a strapless dress with a bra that isn't

  2. #2
    Boozer
    You have a house that's mobile and 14 cars that aren't!
    You walk your kid to school cause your in the same grade....
    You wear a strapless dress with a bra that isn't
    This is your favorite item at the GWB store
    http://georgewbushstore1.cybrhost.co.../300_2201a.jpg

  3. #3
    Tom Brown
    you've ever rolled a garden tractor.

  4. #4
    Senior Member
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    you've ever rolled a garden tractor.
    Does gettin er up on 2 wheels in the backyard count?
    Shifted my weight and saved the day :jawdrop:

  5. #5
    HighRoller
    Mike, just goes to show you shouldn't "drink and mow". Had a few close calls myself while trying to steer with one hand and holding my mower soda in the other.. :sqeyes:

  6. #6
    Dr. Eagle
    This is your favorite item at the GWB store
    http://georgewbushstore1.cybrhost.co.../300_2201a.jpg

    That;s for all the buckle bunnies........

  7. #7
    lucky
    you slap your sister in the back of the head and she bites your unit in retaliation ------
    Your boat is a fish and ski boat ....powered by merc .. and you know what lurz are ???? :messedup:
    your confused on fathers day , but all your family is handing each other presents ...
    you ask your buddy about his spare tire , and he takes his shirt off
    you get excited by milking the cows .......
    paris hiltons stops by your house ....... :messedup:

  8. #8
    Dr. Eagle
    This is your favorite item at the GWB store
    http://georgewbushstore1.cybrhost.co.../300_2201a.jpg

    Now I wanna see Michael Moore wearing one of these...http://georgewbushstore2.cybrhost.co...s/200_2000.jpg

  9. #9
    napabob
    You wear a strapless dress with a bra that isn't
    You wear a thong with the plus super Maxi Pad on the beach because it stays on with the Flexi-Wings.
    You think that W’ 04 is a new penetrating oil.

  10. #10
    napabob
    your confused on fathers day , but all your family is handing each other presents ...
    This is clarified when:
    You call you older brother ‘Daddy’
    and
    You call you older sister ‘Mommy’

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