Remember those fun things you did as a kid...

[superdave013]

This thread is dedicated to all those nice soccer mom's who ruined childhood for all future generations.
What crazy things did you do as a kid?
Bottle Rocket wars (inside my friends basement)
BB gun wars
Bike Jousting (using brooms and trash can lids)
Smear the Queer
Mailbox baseball
Shooting Ohio Blue Tip matches out of BB guns seemed like a good idea, until my friend shot one through the drywall in his room. The match lit and started a fire inside the wall.
pipe bombs
skateboard / bike helmet, You have to be kidding me!
drove pop's alum starcraft fishing boat off the ski jump
whip my brother on the tube through the cat tails (he returned the favor trust me)
So, what did you do?

[Froggystyle]

Where to start...
For starters, I have been the designer and engineer of the absolute worst bike jumps and skateboard ramps ever built by human hands with spare wood. No question.
Rock fights. Damn... who would even think this would start between freinds?
The mandatory BB gun wars, Bottlerocket fights and the like, but the same perverse mind that is bringing you the Revolution also brought to my neighborhood the...
"Mosquito model rocket Bazooka" with electric start and an M-80 warhead ignited by the model rocket engine.
This bad boy was good for a solid 100 yard accuracy within 3 or four feet, and while it was certainly a two man crewed weapon, the results were devatating and very demoralizing to the kid holding only a bottle rocket to return fire with.
And my coup-d-gras, and an obvious harbinger of my future as a SEAL was the variety of oxygen-acetylene bombs set off as a late teen. Everything from 1 gallons to 33 gallon poly drums, and everything destroyed from mailbox sized targets to a 1967 Volkswagen squareback that was trashed, stripped and abandoned pretty close to our chosen demo range.
I am so lucky I have ten fingers...

[racecar.hotshoe]

Ol you mean like catching my little brother filling dads gas tank up with the water hose,Wacking my older sisters little toe off with a grass sling.(boy did I get my a$$ beat for that one)Hooking my moms prize winning persion cat up to a rake so I could plow up the back yard. Nope I have no idea what your talking about.

[sintax]

drove pop's alum starcraft fishing boat off the ski jump
What was the outcome of this one?
I remember doing a good number of those items except with some differences.
We used to have Roman Candle wars.
We used to make bombs out of model rocket motors, never had any access to black powder.
I remeber getting talked into riding on the front of my dads friends kawasaki 550 jetski through the reeds in havasu at WOT. (damn scary)
I'm sure I'll think of more.
-Scott

[Keithb87]

Jumpped bikes off of wooden ramps with concrete blocks for support (no protection..
Bottle rocket wars
Took sticks of of bottle rockets and lit ( set the neighbors station-wagon on fire (blanket in back... seat window down))
Rip cord cars to sisters hair
Showed my sis how to use Clacker Balls (Wrong way so she got hurt)
Bumper and door skiing from the moving car in snow and ice

[Sleek-Jet]

drove pop's alum starcraft fishing boat off the ski jump
So, what did you do?
That has got to be one of the best stories on here.
Here's my list...
No helmets, no how... pussies.
Riding in the back of the pick-up to town.
Tubing behind the Artic Cat in January, and slinging my brother into a patch of sage brush... he got even too.
No full face helmets in Little League.
Playing Little League on what was no more than a dirt lot, lot's of black eye's from hot grounders.

[lucky]

bb gun wars ( what dumb asses we where - no goggles )
jumping your friends with bikes ( ramps )
talking to strangers ( i put that in for all you liberals )
pop rocks and coke
jumping our bikes into ponds
bonzi runs on the honda 50 thew the corn ..
water rockets
spyin on my sisters hot friends ( hell they could have been fugly )

[superdave013]

Bumper and door skiing from the moving car in snow and ice

ah yes, good ol bumper sliding.

[Froggystyle]

Rip cord cars to sisters hair
Of all of them so far, this is the only one that got a wince out of me....

[78Eliminator]

Dirt clod wars in the canyon by my house.
BMX bike ramps that were 4-6 feet high and we jumped them on the street with no helmets
Smoking cigatettes when 7 years old in the canyon with my friends
Stealing chewing tobacco and cigarattes from Longs Drugs
Smoking dill seed wrapped up in a sticky note cause it looked like pot
Jumping off houses and not breaking anything
Fights after school
Outrunning cops
Lighting trash cans on fire
Throwing rocks through windows
Stealing car stereos from dick head jocks in school
Driving at high rates of speed
Spinning doughnuts in the 7-11 parking lot in a 90 5.0 after three 40s of Olde English 800
Sitting in a drunk tank
Stealing 40 ouncers