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  1. #1
    hoolign
    Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
    When mother and baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to
    see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's father had a talk with him and
    explained that the baby had no ears, His dad also told him that if he so much as
    mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would
    get the beating of his life when they returned home. Little Johnny told his dad he
    understood completely. When Little Johnny looked into the crib he said "what a beautiful
    baby." The mother said," why thank you, Little Johnny" Johnny said he has beautiful
    little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes, Can he
    see?" asked little Johnny. "Yes", the mother replied, " we are so thankful, the doctor said
    he will have 20/20 vision." That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be ****ed if he
    needed glasses."

  2. #2
    WaterBox
    ROFLMAO!!! :rollside: :cry: :rollside:

  3. #3
    Keithb87
    ROFLMAO!!! :rollside: :cry: :rollside:
    me too

  4. #4
    hoolign
    I almost coughed up a lung when I heard this

  5. #5
    F26
    wheres his buckaneers!

  6. #6
    PlyaPlya22
    That was good!

  7. #7
    Krazy K
    Beware...VERY GRAPHIC....
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    Little Johnny is sitting on the porch with his sister. Sister notices Johnny looking up her skirt so, she hikes it up further and asks Johnny, "What do you think of my Wildcat?"
    Johnny replies, "That's a mean motherfocker, sis!"
    Sister asks Johnny why he says that.
    Little Johnny says, "Because, he has shit in one eye and blood in the other!"

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