Reply With QuoteR.I.P. Common sense :chi:
Today we mourn the passing of an old friend, Common Sense. Common Sense
lived a long life, but died in the United States from heart failure on the brink of the new millennium.
No one really knows how old he was, since his birth records were lost long
ago in bureaucratic red tape. He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes, and factories, helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness.
For decades, petty rules, silly laws, and frivolous lawsuits held no power
over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as
to know when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm,
and that life isn't always fair.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not
the kids), and it's okay to come in second. A veteran of the Industrial
Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution, Common
Sense survived cultural and educational trends including body piercing,
Whole language, and "new math." But his health declined when he became
infected with the "If-it-only-helps-one-person-it's-worth-it" virus.
In recent decades his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of
well intentioned but overbearing regulations. He watched in pain as good
people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers. His health rapidly deteriorated
when schools endlessly implemented zero tolerance policies.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a
classmate, a teen suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash after lunch, and
a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
It declined even further when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parent when a female student was pregnant or wanted an abortion.
Common Sense lost his will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, criminals received better treatment
than victims, and federal judges stuck their noses in everything from the
Boy Scouts to professional sports.
When a woman, too stupid to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot,
was awarded a huge settlement, Common Sense threw in the towel. As the end
neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of logic but was kept informed of
developments regarding questionable regulations such as those for low flow
toilets, rocking chairs, stepladders and auto emissions.
Common Sense finally succumbed when, while the United States was fighting a war on terrorism, a federal judge declared the Pledge of Allegiance to be
unconstitutional.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is
survived by two stepbrothers: My Rights, and Ima Whiner.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
R.I.P. Common sense :chi:
fantastic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LHC30 where did you find that?
Indeed. :idea:
Brovo,Brovo :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2:
fantastic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LHC30 where did you find that?
It was a post on a Leadership message board.
An absolute must read for everyone......and it really rings true at my house! My son has never been taught the Star Spangled Banner in school, but has already been taught 3 Mexican jingles in his second grade class......WTF?
Welcome to "Mexifornia".....I'm thinking about writing a book about common sense so that today's kids (and adults) can hear about what the world was like before everyone stuck their heads up their asses and their hands out for a freebie. :jawdrop:
Good read. Thanks
Isn't that from Lynn Chaney's book of the same name ?? I read it a while ago and it sounds like the preface, but I can't remember for sure....P.S. If you like the above at all, the book is a must read....
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