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Thread: Retirement Planning

  1. #1
    syke-o
    INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:
    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
    it would now be worth
    $49.00.
    With Enron,
    you would have had
    $16.50
    left of the original $1,000.00.
    With WorldCom,
    you would have had less than
    $5.00 left.
    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00
    worth of Beer one year ago,
    drank all the beer,
    then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
    you would have had
    $214.00.
    Based on the above,
    current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
    It's called the 401-Keg Plan

  2. #2
    Boat Loan Guy
    Damn so is there any paper work that needs to be filled out to join the 401 keg plan?

  3. #3
    syke-o
    the good news is the program is pretty easy with no long forms or paperwork to fill out

  4. #4
    HCS
    When I recycle my cans I go buy more beer. Lost cause.

  5. #5
    slowinhavasuskid
    When I recycle my cans I go buy more beer. Lost cause.
    Thats not a lost cause thats reinvesting!

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