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Thread: Hurricanes in Florida

  1. #1
    God
    Do not live there... I aim hurricanes at it. Why is that hard to understand?
    I also arbitrarily toss earthquakes at California, so do not whine about it.
    I spin most tornado's into the midwest. Do not park your mobile home there.
    Does everybody get it? You should all live in Montana.
    That is all. Me bless.

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    MRS FLYIN VEE
    whats wrong with Arizona.?

  3. #3
    jbtrailerjim
    I'll live with the occasional earthquakes you through at us here in Cali.

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    RiverRatMike
    yeah! I live in LHC, Arizona and love it!
    whats wrong with Arizona.?

  5. #5
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    yeah! I live in LHC, Arizona and love it!
    we will be there eventually.. :wink:

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    God
    Arizona was for storing scorpions and gila monsters. The Colorado runs through it because it's trying to get out. As it turns out it's a natural anesthetic for arthritis and certain breathing disorders. All quite by mistake I might add! Had I known everyone was going to move there I would have put in a lawn. I anticipated the rare squatter but was ill prepared for college athletics in the desert? What are you thinking? Montana is nice. Give it a shot. I built a view and everything... and you don't even go there?

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    JetBoatRich
    I'll live with the occasional earthquakes you through at us here in Cali.
    Occasional and without warning :yuk:

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    NashvilleBound
    Occasional and without warning :yuk:
    I would much rather live here and have an occasional light Tornado WITH warning AND WITH my new shelter big enough for the boat.....

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    Wet Dream
    I lived in Western Montana, and I'll agree that it is absolutely beautiful, and underpopulated. But dammit, its cold up there.

  10. #10
    God
    I made it cold to enhance procreation. Be warned: men should warm up before displaying their goods. I didn't really think that through. If I had it to do over again i would have given Montana a beach and solar heat? Of course had I known this boating craze were going to take off I would have intervened when a faceless male designer decided covering up the women was arty.

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