Terrorist mystery, really?

[ROZ]

MID-EAST MYSTERY
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:
No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No
football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.
No Home Depot.
No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, Not even
frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.
More than one wife.
Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from
the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No Christmas.
You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE ??

Courtesey of my father-in-law

[Kilrtoy]

Thanks :smile:

[topless]

You forgot, no Beaumont either.

[KACHINA KEN]

MID-EAST MYSTERY
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:
No Jesus
Got it right on the first 2 words..............

[Mrs. Restless22]

*uck that! Id think the grass was greener on the other side also

[MsDrmr]

no Hot Boat
No Football games
No sitcoms :220v:
No good books :skull:
No good radio stations :argue:
No smilies :cry:
No sex on the beach :cry:
no margaritas :cry: :cry: :cry: