Reply With QuoteRight on, except for the bass boat part. Oh and she doesn't have to be deaf, just mute, or have a mute button.
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man
who's not a creep
One who's handsome
smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash
he won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair
and opens my door
Massages my back
and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows what to answer to
"How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And
always be my very best friend. Amen.
MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. Amen
Right on, except for the bass boat part. Oh and she doesn't have to be deaf, just mute, or have a mute button.
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man
who's not a creep
One who's handsome
smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash
he won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair
and opens my door
Massages my back
and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows what to answer to
"How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And
always be my very best friend. Amen.
MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store and a bass boat (I think that is supposed to be a BAD ASS BOAT). Amen
Just the my thoughts...
gjb
Are you two having a lovers quarrel?
Are you two having a lovers quarrel?
She can't be talking about me, because she knows I don't want anything to do with a bass boat. At least I don't think she's talking about me. :hammer2:
She can't be talking about me, because she knows I don't want anything to do with a bass boat. At least I don't think she's talking about me. :hammer2:
Really??? Bass Boat? Pah-lease.
Are you two having a lovers quarrel?
Not if he lets me keep the bullets.......................
Is someone gettin' cold feet? :argue:
Really??? Bass Boat? Pah-lease.
Now if we're talking about a boat with a bangin' stereo with lots of bass, that's another story all together.
No redneck fishing canoes. :hammer2:
Now if we're talking about a boat with a bangin' stereo with lots of bass, that's another story all together.
No redneck fishing canoes. :hammer2:
Amen to that........
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