What your car says about you...

[Krazy K]

What your car says about you
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesperson
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet Cavalier - Absolute LEGEND!
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Explorer - I will not be caught dead in a mini van
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
MGB - I am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 914 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife

[JetBoatRich]

What about those of us who drive a truck

[Dr. Eagle]

What about those of us who drive a truck
Please see Chevrolet El Camino...

[H20 Toie]

What about an H2

[Some Kind Of Monster]

Howabout a Saturn? I have a friend that drives a Saturn.

[Debbolas]

Uh, my really good friend drives a RED Navigator..............what does that say about her? :jawdrop:

[Ziggy]

Uh, my really good friend drives a RED Navigator..............what does that say about her? :jawdrop:
She has a big gas bill every 400 miles

[ahhell]

Uh, my really good friend drives a RED Navigator..............what does that say about her? :jawdrop:
CANT SAY IN PUBLIC, BUT I BET HER HUSBAND IS NOT ON LINE RIGHT NOW...
wait...sweet,caring, concerned about groceries...and her husbands best friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:jawdrop:

[ahhell]

Chevy Camaro...I cant afford anything else!
just kidding, its the "collector car"

[RVR Family]

What about an Excursion???