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Thread: Coming home late/drunk?

  1. #1
    quiet riot
    Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
    other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
    His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
    wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
    steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and
    shout, "WHO'S HORNY"...
    " and she acts like she is asleep every time. "

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    riverbound

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    MsDrmr
    that sig said it all, I loved it.

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    switchin'addiction
    Works for me!

  5. #5
    Kim Hanson
    Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
    other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
    His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
    wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
    steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and
    shout, "WHO'S HORNY"...
    " and she acts like she is asleep every time. "
    Thanks for the laugh, too good. But I do the last one and she doesn't do what you said, it's to the floor and let her buck ........( . )( . )....

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