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  1. #1
    JustDawn
    > How to Shower Like a Woman
    > 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
    > to lights and darks.
    > 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband
    > along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
    > 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
    > more sit-ups
    > 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
    > loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
    > 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
    > vitamins.
    > 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
    > 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
    > natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
    > 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
    > until red.
    > 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
    > 10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
    > 11. Shave armpits and legs.
    > 12. Turn off shower.
    > 13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with
    > Tilex.
    > 14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap
    > hair in super absorbent towel.
    > 15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
    > 16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
    > 17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
    > AND NOW
    > How To Shower Like a Man
    > 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
    > in a pile.
    > 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
    > wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
    > 3. Look in the mirror, look at your wiener and scratch your ass.
    > 4. Get in the shower.
    > 5. Wash your face
    > 6. Wash your armpits.
    > 7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
    > 8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
    > sound in the shower.
    > 9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
    > 10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
    > 11. Shampoo your hair.
    > 12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
    > 13. Pee.
    > 14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
    > 15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain
    > was hanging out of tub the whole time.
    > 16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
    > 17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
    > 18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife,
    > pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
    > 19. Throw wet towel on bed.
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    >

  2. #2
    rvrtoy
    YEP. I think that just about covers it. :lightsabe

  3. #3
    switchin'addiction
    Nailed that one.

  4. #4
    Unforgiven
    I see no problems with that...well except where she needs to cover exposed body...SHOW MORE SKIN

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