Money saving joke

[G-Body]

A man is sitting at a diner counter when another guy takes the stool next to him. He notices that the guy has a long duffel bag and ask "what's inside."
"It's my sniper rifle," he says. "I'm a professional hitman."
"No way!" says the first guy."Mind if I take a look through the scope? I think I can see my house from here." The hitman nods and hands over his gun.
"This is amazing. I can see right into the window of my house," says the first guy."There's my wife in the bedroom. And she's naked. Wait...there's my neighbor! Bastard! How much do you charge for a hit?"
"Flat price," says the sniper,"One thousand dollars per shot,"
"Well, here's a check for two thousand," says the guy."I want you to shoot both of them:my wife in the head and my neighbor in his dick. That should teach them."
The sniper takes the rifle,aims,then stands still for a few moments.
"You gonna shoot them or what?"
"Give me a minute," says the hitman."I think I can save you a grand."

[Huckleberry]

I Love It!!!

[MagicMtnDan]

Lemme get this straight, all this is happening INSIDE a diner?

[wsuwrhr]

Lemme get this straight, all this is happening INSIDE a diner?
Kinda like TV.
Supposed to be funny AND realistic.
Sometimes the funny part is real.
Brian