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Thread: Lessons from Momma

  1. #1
    topless
    Mrs. Ferrara comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives
    with a
    female roommate Vikki... During the course of the meal, his mother
    couldn't
    help but notice how pretty Anthony's
    roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between
    the
    two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the
    evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if
    there
    was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
    Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you
    must
    be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
    About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
    mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
    You
    don't suppose she took it, do you?"
    "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
    So he sat down and wrote: " Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you
    'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did
    not'
    take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since
    you
    were here for dinner.
    Love,
    Anthony
    Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his
    Momma
    which read:
    " Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki,
    and
    I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains
    that
    if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar
    bowl
    by now.
    Love, Momma.
    Lesson of the day: Don't Lie to Your Mother.
    Especially if she is Italian.

  2. #2
    CEO
    good one

  3. #3
    bunny 166
    lmao topless!!! :rollside: :rollside:

  4. #4
    Her454
    OMG Thats funny, and just like something my own mother would have done. :jawdrop:

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