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Thread: A funny one...........

  1. #1
    Rock-A-Bye-Baby
    Colonoscopy Chatter
    >
    >A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
    >patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
    >colonoscopies:
    >
    >
    >1. "Take it easy Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
    >
    >2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
    >
    >3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
    >
    >4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
    >
    >5. "You know in Arkansas we're now legally married."
    >
    >6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
    >
    >7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
    >
    >8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
    >
    >9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
    >
    >10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
    >
    >11. "You used to be an executive at Enron didn't you?"
    >
    >And the best one of them all...
    >
    >12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact
    >not up there.

  2. #2
    Keithb87
    Now That's Funny..

  3. #3
    spectratoad
    :rollside:
    Just had one in May. One of those lovely things the Army decided I needed before my retirement.
    I asked if the scope had a name since I figured it and I should get to know eachother at least or if it was even going to buy me a drink before we started. :2purples:

  4. #4
    switchin'addiction
    That is a good one!

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