City Hunters .........

[Kindsvater Flat]

Well they are officially back. We got toned out this morning at 5:30am for a vehicle accident. When we arrived here is this beat up camo dodge pickup in a ditch. Couldn't find anyone. Few decoys in the back..... Wait whats this? A note taped to the window. " Be back at 10 to get vehicle right after morning hunt". CHP left a note saying that they would be back at 10:15 to issue a gift certificate. He was pissed.
One year we had a hunter trip over his dog, fall in the duck blind and shot his partner. How we do not know but the guy lived.

[lucky]

Hey Mike are ya selling any hunts ??

[Kindsvater Flat]

Hey Mike are ya selling any hunts ??
Don't duck hunt. We sold all the rice ground back in the early 90's. Pheasant hunting sucks. Haven't seen a bird in a long time.

[Sleek-Jet]

. " Be back at 10 to get vehicle right after morning hunt". CHP left a note saying that they would be back at 10:15 to issue a gift certificate.
Some cops have a fantastic sense of humor... LMAO.