Why a Mexican.......

[MAINEVENT]

Can't be Terrorist
Disclaimer this is a funny if your mexican you can relate if you are not one but know some you can relate so please dont take offense this is only a joke Plus I am a beaner so its OK LOL
WHY LATINOS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS.................
1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3 Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
AND MY FAVORITE....
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
Send this to all your Latino friends!!!! You can also send this to your non-Latino friends, but if you have to explain more than three items, what's the point???
Excuse me while I go eat some chicharones........

[IN2-IN2MX]

Haaaaa! So true! I love it.
(I'm also a beaner...hee hee)

[PHOTOGLOU]

Haaaaa! So true! I love it.
(I'm also a beaner...hee hee)
Hence the tequila must have been your idea??? THANK YOU

[Mrs. Restless22]

They would hang those dark maroon drapes with the balls on them around the tanks. LOL
Funny shit

[MAINEVENT]

They would hang those dark maroon drapes with the balls on them around the tanks. LOL
Funny shit
You need to brush up on you beaner skills dont forget the stringy things in green red and white color with the santa maria statue on the dash LOL :hammerhea and the crown :2purples:

[MAINEVENT]

Haaaaa! So true! I love it.
(I'm also a beaner...hee hee)
And you know it

[IN2-IN2MX]

Hence the tequila must have been your idea??? THANK YOU
It was actually his. I'm a weird Mexican...I don't eat hot salsa or drink Tequila. :supp: :messedup:

[Mrs. Restless22]

You need to brush up on you beaner skills dont forget the stringy things in green red and white color with the santa maria statue on the dash LOL :hammerhea and the crown :2purples:
I have no beaner skills! Wanna talk Italian...we can talk

[Kilrtoy]

I just look like a beaner, Im really white

[MRS. MAINEVENT]

I just look like a white girl, but I'm really a beaner