Divorce

[topless]

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York
>
> and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell
>
> you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five
>
> years of misery is enough."
>
> "Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.
>
>
>
> "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"
>
> the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other,
>
> and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your
>
> sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.
>
>
>
> Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the
>
> phone. "Like Heck they're getting a divorce," she
>
> shouts. "I'll take care of this."
>
>
>
> She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old
>
> man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single
>
> thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back
>
> and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do
>
> a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.
>
>
>
> The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
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> "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own
>
> way."

[MsDrmr]

thats just wrong....funny, but wrong

[Unforgiven]

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York
>
> and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell
>
> you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five
>
> years of misery is enough."
>
> "Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.
>
>
>
> "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"
>
> the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other,
>
> and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your
>
> sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.
>
>
>
> Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the
>
> phone. "Like Heck they're getting a divorce," she
>
> shouts. "I'll take care of this."
>
>
>
> She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old
>
> man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single
>
> thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back
>
> and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do
>
> a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.
>
>
>
> The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
>
> "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own
>
> way."
Shit, I was worried there for a little bit...I saw Divorce.....and I haven't picked up the big boat yet......

[switchin'addiction]

I thought it was funny...

[lakeratz]

good name 4 the boat!DIVORCED AGAIN!

[Kilrtoy]

cute story

[Unforgiven]

cute story
I think she's trying to give me a hint!!!