my dog left me a note....

[Keith]

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous

[RiverKitty]

LMAO!!! That last one was FUNNY!!!

[Jbb]

1. 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous

[NashvilleBound]

Rotflmfao.........

[Bad2DBone]

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!
Your kids can also be substituted for this one. :notam:
Very funny list.

[BarryMac]

very funny...

[Tequila-John]

nice work. That was funny

[Cheap Thrills]

11 - And if I could make an "O" with my lips I'de be telling you this instead of scratching it out on the door of you truck. now I'm going to the closet and take a shit in one of your shoes ,
C.T. :wink:

[Mrs.Racer277]

LMAO

[PHOTOGLOU]

vrey very funny