Vegas Wedding-Beaumont Style!

[Boatcop]

I went to my niece's wedding in Vegas this weekend. And yes, she lives in Beaumont. It WAS a little different than most weddings I've attended. But there were some definite Beaumont tendancies they brought from home.
1) Wedding Cake. Sheet cake bought from the local Safeway.
2) Reception in the Hotel Suite (1 small suite for about 75-80 guests)
3) The brides father came with his new girlfriend, with BOTH of his ex-wives in attendance.
4) The bride brought her daughter (first marraige) then ignored her all night.
5) The bride still doesn't know who the father is. (see #4)
6) The bride wore white (see #4)
7) Food for reception was Oscar Meyer Cold Cuts, Velveeta cheese, and Ritz Crackers.
8)Enough booze for the third Fleet coming home from a cruise, and they STILL had to make 2 beer runs.
9) Between the mother of the bride and her husband, there were a total of 7 teeth.
10)For the Bride: Something old, something new, something borrowed, something black and blue.
(OK, I made up that last one.)

[Debbolas]

LOL
What? No cheese whiz?

[BarryMac]

That's some funny shit...

[upsman105]

yeah but did you like my tuxedo t-shirt??

[Raisin Wake]

Sounds like my mother-in-laws last wedding. It was the beer hiding behind the unity candle that really made the event.

[Mrs CP 19]

Funny stuff Alan...Thanks for the evening chuckle

[Havasu Hangin']

How many boxes of wine did they go through? :idea:

[FRENCHIE]

I went to my niece's wedding in Vegas this weekend. And yes, she lives in Beaumont. It WAS a little different than most weddings I've attended. But there were some definite Beaumont tendancies they brought from home.
1) Wedding Cake. Sheet cake bought from the local Safeway.
2) Reception in the Hotel Suite (1 small suite for about 75-80 guests)
3) The brides father came with his new girlfriend, with BOTH of his ex-wives in attendance.
4) The bride brought her daughter (first marraige) then ignored her all night.
5) The bride still doesn't know who the father is. (see #4)
6) The bride wore white (see #4)
7) Food for reception was Oscar Meyer Cold Cuts, Velveeta cheese, and Ritz Crackers.
8)Enough booze for the third Fleet coming home from a cruise, and they STILL had to make 2 beer runs.
9) Between the mother of the bride and her husband, there were a total of 7 teeth.
10)For the Bride: Something old, something new, something borrowed, something black and blue.
(OK, I made up that last one.)
now thats how its done!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Phat Matt]

Hey! Who the hell was tending my bar? :smile:

[FRENCHIE]

Hey! Who the hell was tending my bar? :smile:
..........oh the uninviter is here!!!!