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Thread: Women are evil.

  1. #1
    Mandelon
    > For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
    metal
    > door
    > and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
    > instructions
    > no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your
    wife
    > sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
    >
    > The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."
    The
    > agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
    wife
    > and
    > go home."
    >
    > The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
    went
    > into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came
    out
    > with
    > tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
    said,
    > "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
    >
    > Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
    instructions, to
    > kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
    were
    > heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
    the
    > walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly
    and
    > there stood the woman, she wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun
    is
    > loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the
    > chair."
    >
    > MORAL: Women are evil.
    > Don't mess with them.

  2. #2
    bunny 166
    I could never be mean to you Man<-------always good for a joke------>delon :wink: :wink: :wink:

  3. #3
    Her454
    ROTFLMAO...I must be evil all the way through as this has always been one of my all time favorites!

  4. #4
    IN2-IN2MX
    We just know how to get the job done

  5. #5
    rrrr
    LMAO!!!

  6. #6
    Mardonzi
    I wish I would have had this information years ago,, it would have saved me lots of time and trouble.... :hammerhea

  7. #7
    MsDrmr
    Mandelon...what are you not gettin enough of

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