I could never be mean to you Man<-------always good for a joke------>delon :wink: :wink: :wink:
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
metal
> door
> and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
> instructions
> no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your
wife
> sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
>
> The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."
The
> agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife
> and
> go home."
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went
> into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came
out
> with
> tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
said,
> "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were
> heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the
> walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly
and
> there stood the woman, she wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun
is
> loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the
> chair."
>
> MORAL: Women are evil.
> Don't mess with them.
I could never be mean to you Man<-------always good for a joke------>delon :wink: :wink: :wink:
ROTFLMAO...I must be evil all the way through as this has always been one of my all time favorites!
We just know how to get the job done
LMAO!!!
I wish I would have had this information years ago,, it would have saved me lots of time and trouble.... :hammerhea
Mandelon...what are you not gettin enough of