Cowboys & Indians

[Boatcop]

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights.
One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a
Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third
passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana
State University from the Middle East.
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two
Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the
conversation falls into an uneasy lull.
The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine
table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind
outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping;
but still no plane comes.
Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At
one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people
were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and
from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl,
"That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe
it's a-comin'."

[IN2-IN2MX]

Pretty funny BC!

[ratso]

I've heard that one...and it's still one of the best ever... LMAO! :crossx:

[Mrs CP 19]

Thanks for another laugh. Jill

[Kachina26]

Alan, that was great! Thanks.

[voodoomedman]

laughing my a$$ off

[BarryMac]

Good one BoatCop, lets get some Cowboys to go kick some serious ass... Oh we already do in the form of the US Military...
Great post BC...

[Kilrtoy]

NICE, love stuff like this

[Mighty Thor]

Yep, I saw the whole thing. about 5 minutes later both the cowboy's and the Indian's horses dropped a load in the Arabs luggage.

[bigd1]

Here's One:
An Iranian Ambassador to the UN just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands and walked together in the long verandah when suddenly the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."
President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."
The Iranian whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are never any Arabs. So my son is very upset."
President Bush laughs and whispers in his ear, "Thant's because Star Trek takes place in the future."