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Thread: Think you're Normal ?

  1. #1
    Kim Hanson
    - Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.
    - 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.
    - Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.
    - 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
    - 3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations.
    - 91% lie regularly, so you can just throw away statistics like these based on their answers *grin*
    - 27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.
    - 29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store.
    - 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.
    - 90% believe in divine retribution (but apparently not for lying)
    - 10% believe in the 10 Commandments.
    - 82% believe in an afterlife.
    - 45% believe in ghosts.
    - 13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail.
    - 29% are virgins when they marry.
    - 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.
    - 10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.
    - Over 50% believe in spanking - but only a child over 2 years old.
    - 35% give to charity at least once a month.
    - How far would you go for $10 million? 25% would abandon their friends, family, and church. 7% would murder.
    - 69% eat the cake before the frosting.
    - When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.
    - Snickers is the most popular candy.
    - 22% of us skip lunch daily.
    - 9% of us skip breakfast daily.
    - 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.
    - Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.
    - 45% use mouthwash every day.
    - 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.
    - The typical shower is 101 degrees F.
    - Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair.
    - 9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery.
    - 53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.
    - 58% of women paint their nails regularly.
    - 33% of women lie about their weight.
    - 10% claim to have seen a ghost.
    - 57% have had deja vu.
    - 49% believe in ESP.
    - 4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids.
    - 44% have broken a bone.
    - 14% have attended a self-help meeting.
    - 15% regularly go to a shrink.
    - 78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.
    - 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up. What's up?
    - 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.
    - 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.
    - 28.1% pee in the pool. Think about that next time you go swimming!
    - 39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet. 17% have been caught by the host... whoops, "uh.. just looking for the uh..."
    - 81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip it (his pants).
    - 71.6% of us eavesdrop.
    - 22% are functionally illiterate. [Reminds me of the lady who said, "My son ain't illiterate. We was married two weeks before he was born!"]
    - Less than 10% are trilingual.
    - 37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.
    - 53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.
    - 56% of women do the bills in a marriage.
    - 2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks. Now, make it TWO million and half the night... : )
    - 20% of us have played in a band at one time in our life.
    - 40% of us have had music lessons.
    - 66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch.
    - 53% read their horoscopes regularly.
    - 16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary, mostly men, (and they say statistics don't lie. See 91% Americans lie regularly for details. Yeah, we know the rest of you men just
    have wives who TELL you the anniversary is coming up!)
    - 59% of us say we're average-looking.
    - Blacks are more than twice as likely to call themselves beautiful.
    - 90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.
    - 53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers.
    - 28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.
    - 51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.
    - On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.
    - 20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.
    - 2 out of 5 have married their first love.
    - The biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money.
    - Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.
    - 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.
    - 6% propose over the phone, [but that includes only of those who were accepted over the phone, not those who were hung up on]
    - 71% can drive a stick-shift car.
    - 45% of us consistantly follow the speed limit. [Must be the over 55 crowd : ) ]
    - 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.
    - 1/3 of us don't wear seat belts.
    - 12% of men never use their car blinkers.
    - 44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.
    - 25% drive after they've been drinking.
    - 4 out of 5 sing in the car.
    - 1 in 3 have had an extramarital affair.
    - 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs
    ..........( . )( . ).............

  2. #2
    Mrs. Restless22
    Thats way to many numbers for a Sat. morning :notam: :messedup:

  3. #3
    Tom Brown
    I think Kim is normal.

  4. #4
    hoolign
    That's alot of typing first thing on a Saturday!..Poster X would give you two thumbs up!

  5. #5
    Kim Hanson
    I think Kim is normal.
    ......( . )( . ).........

  6. #6
    JustMVG
    Hanson, too much free time???
    MVG

  7. #7
    Cas
    1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.
    I also begged on my knees for her to leave......

  8. #8
    Kim Hanson
    Hanson, too much free time???
    MVG
    Does it show that bad........( . )( . ).......... :rollside:

  9. #9
    Tom Brown
    Kim, have you tried drinking to pass the time?

  10. #10
    Kim Hanson
    I also begged on my knees for her to leave......
    Thats worse, they stay longer then! They own you then.........( . )( . )........ They will stay and torture you till you can't take it....... :jawdrop:

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