That's funny...at least those DCB's will burn...that Concrete Pillar of yours will make a nice Bon Fire Pit...
Actually...the fire probably would improve your graphics (I don't think they could get any worse). :notam:
However, all that oil burning from the wackas will probably make Havasu look like Kuwait after the gulf war! :squiggle:
My brother's dentist's sister-in-law's cousin told me that the channel will have a minimum height requirement, as well.