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Thread: Another close D U I call

  1. #1
    topless
    I feel like such a bitch. I was driving home after working 6 hours and had a Red Bull. I passed a CHP but quickly changed lanes and made a left. Whew...I lost him! Thank GOD. I learned my lesson. :jawdrop:

  2. #2
    THOR
    Stirrin' the pot huh?
    I like it.

  3. #3
    Excessive Force
    Good.

  4. #4
    topless
    Thank God I didn't go to jail!!! :wink:

  5. #5
    THOR
    Did you learn your lesson? Whew.

  6. #6
    ChumpChange
    Its a shame he deleted that post. Of course everybody told him too since he didnt make any freinds.
    Did anybody catch the part where he was deleting it before going to the gym? He's been gone a while. Maybe he is working out with AHRON? or whatever that workout guys name was.

  7. #7
    JetBoatRich
    I feel like such a bitch. I was driving home after working 6 hours and had a Red Bull. I passed a CHP but quickly changed lanes and made a left. Whew...I lost him! Thank GOD. I learned my lesson. :jawdrop:
    LOL :wink:

  8. #8
    Ziggy
    I feel like such a bitch. I was driving home after working 6 hours and had a Red Bull. I passed a CHP but quickly changed lanes and made a left. Whew...I lost him! Thank GOD. I learned my lesson. :jawdrop:
    I am truely ROTFLMAO
    Great one Top---good thing you didn't try the driveway escape..that's where he made his mistake :wink:

  9. #9
    topless
    I did learn my lesson but I have to go work out right now. Thank you all for your input. I'll be deleting this when I get back and learn how to do it. :smile:

  10. #10
    Kilrtoy
    An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
    Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
    Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
    Older Woman: Oh, I see.
    Officer: Can I see your license please?
    Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
    Officer: Don't have one?
    Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
    Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
    Older Woman: I can't do that.
    Officer: Why not?
    Older Woman: I stole this car.
    Officer: Stole it?
    Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
    Officer: You what?
    Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
    The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
    Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
    Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
    Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
    Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
    Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
    The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
    Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
    Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
    Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
    The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
    The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
    Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
    Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
    MORAL:
    Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies

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