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Thread: JetBoat GURU knows Props are slower!

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    pops1
    Its winter and the board is almost to sleep!
    10 Reasons why not to own a PROP Boat!
    1-Slow and take your wallet to keep running. Besides when the proper gets back to camp the jetter has taken off with his girlfriend leaving him with his wife and kids. Help me out on the next. :hammer2:
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    superdave013
    prop boats suck because their "prime a jet" didn't close at the 1,500 rpm like it should. That led to the suction / intake blowing out the side. Then when getting towed back in the friggen pop off valve opens and spits water all over everything!!
    But all is not lost as we all know "jetters" are so cool they give us rides while our boats are in the shop getting a wear ring blue printed.
    How did I do?

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    AMC-Nut
    We have a nice big Rooster that's hard to ski/tube behind!
    http://www.***boatsforsale.com/Reade...es/howard5.jpg :yuk:

  4. #4
    Danhercules
    So I can tell everyone I have a 18' squirt gun!!!!

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    lucky
    Its winter and the board is almost to sleep!
    10 Reasons why not to own a PROP Boat!
    1-Slow and take your wallet to keep running. Besides when the proper gets back to camp the jetter has taken off with his girlfriend leaving him with his wife and kids. Help me out on the next. :hammer2:
    2- they spend more time out of the water then in
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    they usually have creamy filling in the seat !

  6. #6
    canuck1
    3. cause you would have to associate with the likes of Tony
    4. boating is more fun than sitting on the trailer and talking about boating

  7. #7
    bottom feeder
    #5 It sucks to have to go to a swap meet to get a new drive box and prop because you found the bottom!

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    Liberator TJ1984
    #6 Add a little soap to the intake ...and presto you have a Bubble fountain that would make Lawrence Welk shit his drawers :jawdrop:
    #7 Replace the pop off with a Rotating lawn sprinkler ..soap is optional

  9. #9
    berk
    #6 Add a little soap to the intake ...and presto you have a Bubble fountain that would make Lawrence Welk shit his drawers :jawdrop:
    would this actually work?not very environmental but funny as hell

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    Liberator TJ1984
    you mix the soap into the intake before you pull thye plug and drain oil from rear..you know how bad all jets leak oil.....
    drill 1/4" hole into suction ...get 3 gal pump up sprayer and hook into intake w /a ball valve on :idea: tank side

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