a little old lady

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day
she
> goes up and knocks on the club's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker guy
> with
> tattoos all over his arms answers the door.
> She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
> The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker
> requirements
> in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"
> The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bikes parked over there", and
> points
> to a Harley in the driveway.
> The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
> The little old lady replies, "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any
man
> in your club under the table."
> The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
> The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4
packs
> a
> day and a couple of cigars in the evening when I'm shooting pool."
> The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last Question. Have you ever
been
> picked up by the fuzz?"
> The little old lady thinks for a minute and says. "Nope...but I've
been
> swung around by the nipples once."

[MsDrmr]

cute

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

LMAO!! that is cute.. thanks for sharing . :wink:

[bunny 166]

Good one Mel

[Mrs.Racer277]

LOL

[FMluvswater]

Well did they let her join?

[atomickitn]

HA HA HA HA THAT THERE IS FUNNY :mix:

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Well did they let her join?
yes she did

[FMluvswater]

yes she did
Right on! She sounded like a toughie to me!