PS- Did I ever tell you my (one and only) golf joke? :idea:
I don't believe in reincarnation, but if its true I hope I get reincarnated as a lesbian. That way I can still chase women, but I get to hit from the red tees.
PS- Did I ever tell you my (one and only) golf joke? :idea:
i'd like to be reincarnated as Bre's camera!!!
PS- Did I ever tell you my (one and only) golf joke? :idea:
Let's hear it.
I am not sure about reincarnation, I guess none of us will know til it happens
I get but I get to hit from the red tees.
I heard that you do that now....lol
I heard that you do that now....lol
That's my second shot. :220v:
That's my second shot. :220v:
LOL.............Damn your Good
I don't think hitting from the red tee's would even improve my game. :notam:
Let's hear it.
Alright...stop me if you've heard it. :idea:
A guy was starting a round with his wife. As they get to the first tee box, he stats warming up, and she proceeds to the red tees, as she has the honors.
Well, he didn't see her up there, and proceeds to tee off. The ball nails her right in the head, and she drops like a sack of potatoes. He grabs his cell phone, and calls 911. The paramedics show up, and take her to the hospital.
The guy is in the waiting room, and the doctor comes out. He said, "Sir...I have some good news. Your wife will have a headache for awhile, but she's going to be fine."
"Thank god, " said the man, "thanks, doc."
"No problem." said the doc, "However, I have one question. You hit her in the head with the golf ball, right?"
"That's right" the man said.
"Well..." the doc started, "then why did we find a golf ball up her ass?"
"Oh" the man replied, "that was my mulligan."