Reply With QuoteOK, that is harsh for a Friday morning...someone must not want to get laid... :devil: J/k The power of a woman... :rollside: :rollside: :rollside:
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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OK, that is harsh for a Friday morning...someone must not want to get laid... :devil: J/k The power of a woman... :rollside: :rollside: :rollside:
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
This one was my favorite
:jawdrop: I think the mrs will have you in lockdown tonight :220v: funny
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
I promise I'm not laughing to hard on that one...yeah right.http://www.supermotors.org/getfile/1...size/chili.gif
that aint right.......
Why are there so many homes for battered women?
Because they just won't listen..............
Just a joke ladies..... really
Ever wonder why women smile as they walk down the aisle at their wedding?
They know they've given their last blowjob :frown:
Why do women wear white when they are married?
It matches the dishwasher.
What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
What do you do when you see your wife staggering in the front yard?
Reload.
BTW. I love my wife.
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