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Thread: old lady

  1. #1
    dexman38
    The old lady across the street called the police on me because my car was parked in front of her house. My little buckit was 6 feet from her driveway and that was not enough room for her to set her trash cans out.This old lady hates it whenever someone parks in front of her house. When the police showed up and after talking with this old hag ,walked over to me and asked if i would move my car.Which i thought was no big deal. when i started to talk to the two officers and they started to laugh at what i was telling them about this old BIT*H that really pissed her of. I think that old BITC* hates me . Maybe I should be nicer to that Old lady who lets her cats out that shit on my lawn., Maybe i will bag that shit up and give it back to her.IT SOUNDS LIKE I AM VENTING .

  2. #2
    DaveA
    Topless has a neighbor that would be a perfect match for her. We oughta hook'em up!
    I wonder if she likes horses?? :idea:

    DaveA

  3. #3
    Kilrtoy
    WHAT,
    Let me know when you want the diesel to come over and do a BIG ASS BURN OUTS, Im two blocks away.
    Better yet I will bring some american v-twins and do some burn outs ....
    I cant believe that LAPD has that much time on there hands and that they had the balls to ask you to move your legally parked Vehicle....

  4. #4
    RiverKitty
    I would call the cops the next time her cat craps in your yard and tell them you want her to "move it"!!! :skull:
    If she says it wasn't her cat, tell the cops you'd like DNA testing done!!! LMAO!!!

  5. #5
    dexman38
    I am going to be the neighbor from hell. Tomorrow the games begain.

  6. #6
    Kilrtoy
    WHAT TIME SHOULD ISTOP BY... and leave my mark
    oh my god my evil twin has taken over

  7. #7
    HOSS
    Awsome situation here. Bag the catshit up and burn it on her porch.

  8. #8
    Keithb87
    Awsome situation here. Bag the catshit up and burn it on her porch.
    Or bag the cat up and put it on her porch..

  9. #9
    Havasu_Dreamin
    Last I checked the streets are public and as such you can park anywhere there is not a No Parking sign.

  10. #10
    ratso
    If I ever get that old and cranky, I'll just put a bullet in my head.

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