Be nice to your wife.......

[AZKC]

FBI Opening for a Assassin
FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two
men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will
follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room
you will find your wife sitting i n a chair. Kill Her! The man said, "You
can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded
with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them. Pass on this advice !!

[GHTRIM]

Good joke

[Desert Rat]

It's no joke!! :2purples:

[MsDrmr]

nope, no joke, everyone knows that at least once a month a woman is capable of killing someone... :burningm:

[Screaming Pete]

H8ll I thought we had em almost dead once a month...LOL :sqeyes:

[harleypauls]

Anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die, must be evil!!!! :devil: :devil: :smile: :smile:

[Ziggy]

Just be very careful on the instructions you give to your wife---choose your words wisely :notam:

[BarryMac]

Just be very careful on the instructions you give to your wife---choose your words wisely :notam:
Speaking from experience my friend???