Reply With QuoteVery cleaver, how do you get mad at a kid after that... I'd give him an A
>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
>nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
>propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addresses "To
>Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
>letter with trembling hands.
>
>Dear Dad,
>
>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this. I had to
elope
>with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
>you.
>
>I've been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice even
with
>all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's
>not just the passion, Dad, she's pregnant and Barbara said that we will
>be very happy together. Even though you don't really care for her, as
>she is much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and
>has enough firewood stacked for the winter. She wants to have many more
>children with me and that's now become one of my dreams, too. Barbara
>taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone, and we'll be
>growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the
>cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
>will find a cure for AIDS so Barbara can get better. She sure deserves
>it! Don't worry, Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care
>of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
>know your grandchildren.
>
>P.S. Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at a neighbor's house. I just
>wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the lousy
>report card that's in my desk center drawer. I LOVE YOU! Please call
>when it's safe to come home.
Very cleaver, how do you get mad at a kid after that... I'd give him an A
Comedy!
Very cleaver, how do you get mad at a kid after that... I'd give him an A
I see your in L.Elsinore. I just finished building the L. Els. Marketplace.....you know the one with Lowe's and Costco. Just a fun fact!
Nice!!
That's classic...worst part is I know it's coming my way in the near future.
Awesome! Reminds us parents not to make mountian out of mole hills.
If my son could write that letter, he wouldn't be getting a D in 8th grade English.
Classic...my son didn't bother writing it all out...he just told me
LMAO!! :rollside:
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