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  1. #1
    Charley
    MAYONNAISE JAR AND COFFEE
    When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24
    hours in a day are not enough, just remember the mayonnaise jar and the
    coffee.......
    A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in
    front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large
    and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
    He asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
    So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them
    into the jar. He shook the jar slightly. The pebbles rolled into the open
    areas between the golf balls.
    He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed it
    was.
    The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the
    jar. Of course the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if
    the jar was full.
    The students responded with a unanimous "YES".
    The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table
    and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty
    space between the sand. The students laughed.
    "Now" said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to
    recognize that this jar represents your life.
    The golf balls are the important things. Your family, your
    children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions...things
    that if everything else is lost and only they remained, your life would
    still be full.
    The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your
    house, and your car.
    The sand is everything else - the small stuff.
    If you put the sand into the jar first, "he continued, "There is no
    room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you
    spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room
    for the things that are important to you.
    Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
    Play with your children. Take time to get a medical checkup.
    Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18 holes. There will always
    be time to clean the house and fix the screen door.
    Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set
    your priorities. The rest is just sand.
    One of the students raised her hand and asked what the coffee
    represented.
    The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked, " he said. It just goes to
    show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room
    for a cup of coffee with a friend.

  2. #2
    djunkie
    Thats was pretty good

  3. #3
    RP1
    So true...

  4. #4
    switchin'addiction
    It always helps to have a reminder to keep things in perspective. Thanks!

  5. #5
    phebus
    My wife keeps my nuts in a jar on a shelf.....What does that mean wise man????

  6. #6
    Charley
    My wife keeps my nuts in a jar on a shelf.....What does that mean wise man????
    LMAO..... nice Phebus

  7. #7
    Kim Hanson
    My wife keeps my nuts in a jar on a shelf.....What does that mean wise man????
    Mean you have to grow some new balls.............( . )( . ).......... :2purples:

  8. #8
    atomickitn
    thanks for the lesson sir, will there be a report due on this subject... :mix:

  9. #9
    JustMVG
    My wife keeps my nuts in a jar on a shelf.....What does that mean wise man????
    She Hated Sam Kinison!!!???

  10. #10
    FMluvswater
    That is such a great analogy. Thanks for posting that, Charley.

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