Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions
>to find your new name. Once you have your new name,
>put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends
>and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it
>back to the person who sent it to you, so they know
>you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior
>manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
>Chickenhumperdinck. The following in an excerpt from a children's book:
>"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by
>Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>Use the third letter of your first name to determine
>your new name:
>a = snickle
>b = doombah
>c = goober
>d = cheesey
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = dumbo
>h = farcus
>i = dorky
>j = doofus
>k = funky
>l = boobie
>m = sleezy
>n = sloopy
>o = fluffy
>p = stinky
>q = slimy
>r = dorfus
>s = snooty
>t = tootsie
>u = dipsy
>v = sneezy
>w = liver
>x = skippy
>y = dinky
>z = zippy
>Use the second letter of your last name to determine
>the first half of your new last name:
>a = dippin
>b = feather
>c = giggle
>d = burger
>e = chicken
>f = barffy
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = farkle
>j = monkey
>k = flippin
>l = fricken
>m = bubble
>n = rhino
>o = potty
>p = hamster
>q = buckle
>r = gizzard
>s = lickin
>t = snickle
>u = chuckle
>v = pickle
>w = hubble
>x = dingle
>y = gorilla
>z = girdle
>
>Use the third letter of your last name to determine
> the second half of your new last name:
> a = butt
>b = boob
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = hump
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = head
>l = tush
>m = chunks
>n = dunkin
>o = brains
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = doodle
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = frack
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = hiney
>z = juice
>
>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now
>when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
>And remember that children laugh an average of 146
>times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
>Put more laughter in your life.