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Thread: Dorky Farkledoodle

  1. #1
    topless
    Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions
    >to find your new name. Once you have your new name,
    >put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends
    >and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it
    >back to the person who sent it to you, so they know
    >you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior
    >manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
    >Chickenhumperdinck. The following in an excerpt from a children's book:
    >"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by
    >Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
    >Use the third letter of your first name to determine
    >your new name:
    >a = snickle
    >b = doombah
    >c = goober
    >d = cheesey
    >e = crusty
    >f = greasy
    >g = dumbo
    >h = farcus
    >i = dorky
    >j = doofus
    >k = funky
    >l = boobie
    >m = sleezy
    >n = sloopy
    >o = fluffy
    >p = stinky
    >q = slimy
    >r = dorfus
    >s = snooty
    >t = tootsie
    >u = dipsy
    >v = sneezy
    >w = liver
    >x = skippy
    >y = dinky
    >z = zippy
    >Use the second letter of your last name to determine
    >the first half of your new last name:
    >a = dippin
    >b = feather
    >c = giggle
    >d = burger
    >e = chicken
    >f = barffy
    >g = lizard
    >h = waffle
    >i = farkle
    >j = monkey
    >k = flippin
    >l = fricken
    >m = bubble
    >n = rhino
    >o = potty
    >p = hamster
    >q = buckle
    >r = gizzard
    >s = lickin
    >t = snickle
    >u = chuckle
    >v = pickle
    >w = hubble
    >x = dingle
    >y = gorilla
    >z = girdle
    >
    >Use the third letter of your last name to determine
    > the second half of your new last name:
    > a = butt
    >b = boob
    >c = face
    >d = nose
    >e = hump
    >f = breath
    >g = pants
    >h = shorts
    >i = lips
    >j = honker
    >k = head
    >l = tush
    >m = chunks
    >n = dunkin
    >o = brains
    >p = biscuits
    >q = toes
    >r = doodle
    >s = fanny
    >t = sniffer
    >u = sprinkles
    >v = frack
    >w = squirt
    >x = humperdinck
    >y = hiney
    >z = juice
    >
    >Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now
    >when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
    >And remember that children laugh an average of 146
    >times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
    >Put more laughter in your life.

  2. #2
    HM
    Snickle FrickenTush

  3. #3
    sigepmock
    dorfus pottyface

  4. #4
    ROZ
    dorfus pottyface
    LMAO...
    Mine is dorfus pottyjuice :supp:

  5. #5
    1stepcloser
    Farcus Dippinbrains at your service....

  6. #6
    1stepcloser
    LMAO...
    Mine is dorfus pottyjuice :supp:
    Ewww.... pottyjuice.... LOL

  7. #7
    ROZ
    Thie chick next to me here at the office is Cheesy dippinshorts :jawdrop:

  8. #8
    Mrs. Bordsmnj
    Sloopy chickenface
    :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

  9. #9
    mirvin
    DORFUS GIZZARDFRACK....
    mirvin :rollside:

  10. #10
    Sleek-Jet
    Thie chick next to me here at the office is Cheesy dippinshorts :jawdrop:
    The funniest thing I've seen all day... LMAO...

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