The Pink Whorenate

[MAXIMUS]

Well amigos as some of you may or may not know, I was asked by a fellow boardsman to take the drivers seat of the sTinky pink cj boat of the world famous "LIL Rick" & represent at parker... After 4 hrs of surgery last night & a few new billet pieces, I believe we will be setting a new comp jet speed record! We are going to try for 71 mph... I will post results monday! For now my bitches keep your hands out of your pants & remain standing. I am leaving this morning & will return with some trophys n shit.... :devil:

[uclahater]

Well amigos as some of you may or may not know, I was asked by a fellow boardsman to take the drivers seat of the sTinky pink cj boat of the world famous "LIL Rick" & represent at parker... After 4 hrs of surgery last night & a few new billet pieces, I believe we will be setting a new comp jet speed record! We are going to try for 71 mph... I will post results monday! For now my bitches keep your hands out of your pants & remain standing. I am leaving this morning & will return with some trophys n shit.... :devil:
I've decided to enter the race with my sea doo :idea: IM thinkin I'll be able to get past squirtin thunder, and maybe you if you dont run me over, and over, and over again :idea: :rollside:

[lilrick]

good luck BUDDY!!!!

[dmontzsta]

What the heck Ben? you are supposed to take steps forward, not backwards!
I am with Jim, I have an old stand-up 550 Kawi jet ski in the backyard, time to fill her up and hit the track. :crossx:

[lucky]

I've decided to enter the race with my sea doo :idea: IM thinkin I'll be able to get past squirtin thunder, and maybe you if you dont run me over, and over, and over again :idea: :rollside:
so - your going to start the race before eveyone else ?

[Roland the Fisherman]

I'm thinking rubber ducky, flippers, nose plug and goggles (for runn'n down those water splash'n pieces of shit from behind) and a few applications of Berry Bonds "clear" should get me on the jet boat fag podium.

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

Well amigos as some of you may or may not know, I was asked by a fellow boardsman to take the drivers seat of the sTinky pink cj boat of the world famous "LIL Rick" & represent at parker... After 4 hrs of surgery last night & a few new billet pieces, I believe we will be setting a new comp jet speed record! We are going to try for 71 mph... I will post results monday! For now my bitches keep your hands out of your pants & remain standing. I am leaving this morning & will return with some trophys n shit.... :devil:
How much headstart are they giving you? :rollside:

[MAXIMUS]

How much headstart are they giving you? :rollside:
What is it with you and "head"???

[MAXIMUS]

And besides squirten thunder is going to be tough to beat this season... He is stepping up his hp!

[uclahater]

so - your going to start the race before eveyone else ?
My sea do does 55 ST ran 61 at the last race, so IM figuren I could make that up in the turns :rollside: :rollside: