? After I got out of bed (two of the best minutes of my day except for the pencle markes you left on my thighs) I thought my mohair hair pillow was stuck to my ass then realized it was just your cute little shaved body.
Did you ever get over the untimely death of your Yorkshire Terrier? Poor little bastard, dying in the clinch of death between those huge smelly ass cheeks.... :yuk: :yuk:
Save a life! Check the sofa before you plant that huge body of yours....... :crossx: :crossx: