Slip of the tongue....

[Rock-A-Bye-Baby]

> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
> HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
> WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
> WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

[a catered life]

i posted this at work
really nice

[ITS ALL GOOD]

That is funny

[switchin'addiction]

Oops!!

[dicudmore]

thats fing hilarious right there

[spectratoad]

DOH!!!!!!