Those are great! I wish more A/L folks could get and keep a sense of humor; would make being jammed into a tiny seat for 5 hours next to Mama Cass much more tolerable.
I was on a SW flight; Attendant comes on and says "thanks for flying SW, although I can't understand why someone would willingly lock themselves into an aluminium tube filled with 20,000 lbs of highly flammable fuel that hurtles through the sky at almost 600 mph" :2purples: