We just had some massive steaks in our corporate restaurant. I had them bring in steaks as a treat before the four day weekend.
Never before have I been thanked so profusely for completely obliterating any chance of productivity for the rest of the day. If someone in my department is doing something useful right now, they are a better man than I am.
I hope you people aren't homophobes because I've got a colon full of meat and I couldn't be happier about it.