Top 12 Country Songs For 2006:

[Cheap Thrills]

Top 12 Country Songs For 2006:
12. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine.
11. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day
Long.
10. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better .
7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, but Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now.
3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
2. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
And the Number #1 country song is:
1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A
Few
C.T. :wink:

[FMluvswater]

Too funny, CT! LOL!

[dbleD's69]

i think #3 is a line from a real song but i dont remember the name of it

[h2oski2fast]

#11 is an actual country song.
#10 is a song by Jimmy Buffett

[FMluvswater]

Okay I don't know whether to laugh or cry? If those ones are real chances are all of them are and I just gotta wonder ... why the f were those titles approved?

[Oldsquirt]

Most of those (or, at least, variations of them) can be found here:Best-Worst Country Songs (http://funny2.com/songs.htm)

[RAMROD]

She got the goldmine I got the shaft. Jerry Reed