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Thread: Funny cigar/lawyer story

  1. #1
    manuel
    Don't know if this is true or not but it is funny.
    "THIS IS THE BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND
    PROBABLY THE CENTURY.
    A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare
    and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire,
    among other things.
    Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of
    these great cigars and without yet having made even
    his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer
    filed claim against the insurance company.
    In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost
    in a series of small fires. The insurance company
    refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man
    had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
    The lawyer sued... and WON! (Stay with me.) In
    delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the
    insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The
    judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer "held a
    policy from the company in which it had warranted that
    the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it
    would insure them against fire, without defining what
    is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was
    obligated to pay the claim.
    Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process,
    the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid
    $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars
    lost in the "fires".
    NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
    After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance
    company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
    With his own insurance claim and testimony from
    the previous case being used against him, the lawyer
    was convicted of intentionally burning his insured
    property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a
    $24,000 fine.
    This is a true story and was the First Place winner in
    the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest."

  2. #2
    Kilrtoy
    That is F***IN beautiful
    I love it

  3. #3
    Kachina26
    Come on people, I've taught you better than this!!! Click here for the truth (http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp) , and remember when it sounds too good to be true............. snopes.com is your lie detector

  4. #4
    Dawn Patrol
    If it's on the Net, it must be True. :messedup:

  5. #5
    Sane Asylum
    Knew I could count on ya K26

  6. #6
    DaveA
    Charlotte, NC, huh?
    True or not, there's a few lawyers in Charlotte that ARE that 'sharp'. I know a couple. :wink:
    .

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