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Thread: My New Revised Living Will

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    Her454
    I, Her454, being of sound, questionable mind and
    body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
    Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood
    politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on
    it.
    If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a
    cold beer or Jello Shot, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, child and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
    Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special
    law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these
    boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the
    health, education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a
    permanent coma.
    Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't
    care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run
    for the presidency in 2008,it is my wish that they play politics with
    someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.
    I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to
    legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these
    people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my
    behalf. They should mind their own business, too.
    If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
    political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his
    or her existence a living hell.
    Her454
    Witness: Tom Brown

  2. #2
    LVJAKAZ
    Well said! I agree 100%

  3. #3
    Jbb
    Would you like to be buried in an inner tube?

  4. #4
    racecar.hotshoe
    Would you like to be buried in an inner tube?
    Doh!

  5. #5
    Her454
    Would you like to be buried in an inner tube?
    Only if they can find the good shine' to bury with me too............

  6. #6
    HCS
    Good job! I'll print that up and keep it in a secret secured location just in case
    it gets destroyed by some pinko fag.

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    MsDrmr
    well put, that sounds like what I said on the other thread, just not so elaboratly

  8. #8
    jdf
    can we have you boats please we will take good care of them

  9. #9
    Todd969
    Outstanding, but will it hold up in court?

  10. #10
    Her454
    can we have you boats please we will take good care of them
    If you can get passed my daughter & my sister, they are yours. Fat chance tho. In fact, Im kinda worried they might have something to do with my going even before its my time.........................
    Outstanding, but will it hold up in court?
    The ***boat court is the Highest in the Land.

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