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Thread: it pays to drink beer

  1. #1
    barbigrl
    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
    it would now be worth $49.00.
    With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
    With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year
    ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
    aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.
    Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink
    heavily and recycle.
    It's called the 401-Keg Plan

  2. #2
    HCS
    I'm trying that right now. It's not working to well. I guess I better drink more.

  3. #3
    Beer Factor
    Better than some of my stocks lately.

  4. #4
    Kim Hanson
    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
    it would now be worth $49.00.
    With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
    With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year
    ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
    aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.
    Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink
    heavily and recycle.
    It's called the 401-Keg Plan
    Im lucky I took the 601 Plan, delivered to your house at no charge.......( . )( . )............They even pick them up and credit your credit card.

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