penis requests a raise

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
I work in a damp enviroment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 Hrs straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.
you do not take initiative-you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of the shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
you'll retire well before reaching 65.
you're unable to work double shifts.
you sometimes leave your allocated position before you havecompleted the days work.And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious bags.
sincerely,
The Management. AKA Vagina.

[Tom Brown]

I can't stop looking at your avatar. You're a beautiful woman, Mrs. Vee.

[wsuwrhr]

Ouch

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I can't stop looking at your avatar. You're a beautiful woman, Mrs. Vee.
thanks Tom.. :supp:

[a catered life]

i may need to get mine a 401k plan it worked hard in the early years but has slacked off :rollside:
and ps i waiting for the pictures in the new suit

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

i may need to get mine a 401k plan it worked hard in the early years but has slacked off :rollside:
and ps i waiting for the pictures in the new suit
LOL!! I haven't got it yet. he ordered like 3. but the other 2 he said were suprises. :jawdrop:

[a catered life]

LOL!! I haven't got it yet. he ordered like 3. but the other 2 he said were suprises. :jawdrop:
what a lucky man tell him i owe him a beer for keeping you so happy :boxed:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

what a lucky man tell him i owe him a beer for keeping you so happy :boxed:
He owes you a few for putting up with me. LOL!! :wink:

[a catered life]

lol

[moneypit]

Mrs. Vee.. you changed avatars... :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: nice