Reply With Quotecome on...this is funny if youre stoned :redface:
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded
friend."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another
joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's
going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard,
helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his
mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out.
He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting,
finishing a joint.
He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
the monkey looks down and says "ffuuuuucckk duuuuuuuuuude how much
water did you drink?"
come on...this is funny if youre stoned :redface:
Not Stoned But Still Pretty Funny.
I laugh everytime I hear/read that one
You have ADD, I can't believe you took the time to type that whole thing with one finger...
lmao, that was funny though...
Ya, I would have laughed more if I was stoned.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...appy/mhihi.gif
You have ADD, I can't believe you took the time to type that whole thing with one finger...
lmao, that was funny though...
can you say ...cut and paste... :idea:
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