Reply With QuoteI would have put the dildo up her ass.
Sex In The Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
I would have put the dildo up her ass.
I don't know how to respond to that.
HeHeHeHe.
Suuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeey!
Sex In The Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Thats some funny ish right their my wife posted this awhile back ago and i still LMAO when i read again
"Lucy you got som splainin to do" :jawdrop:
She was happy for 20 years, if I were her i'd turn off the lights and be happy.
She was happy for 20 years, if I were her i'd turn off the lights and be happy.
That's my thought. Quit your bitchen!
She was happy for 20 years, if I were her i'd turn off the lights and be happy.
I have to ask...are you a pitcher or a catcher???
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