How to sneak out of work?

[schlepy]

I want to get out of hear and go to havasu today. What are some good excuses you have used????

[NOTALENT]

where do u work??

[LAFD]

I Developed The Case Of The Runs And Messed Myself I Need To Go Home.

[WYRD]

I want to get out of hear and go to havasu today. What are some good excuses you have used????
you might try saying "I am going to havasu see ya!" but I run the company so that might not work for you :crossx:

[Tom Brown]

Shit your pants and say you're having trouble with your colostomy.

[WYRD]

I Developed The Case Of The Runs And Messed Myself I Need To Go Home.
This one might work too

[Tom Brown]

You could hunch over, act like you've got internal cramps and say you think your boy friend caused some internal damage last night and that you'd like to go and have it checked out.

[schlepy]

where do u work??
if i told you i would have to kill you...
i have used my gas line broke at my house, main water line broke and have been sick way to many times for them to buy that. i need something good. i will use i shit myself after lunch if nothing else comes up..

[NOTALENT]

I Developed The Case Of The Runs And Messed Myself I Need To Go Home.
thats what I was thinking...
just say u have personal issues u have to attend to...it always works for me..

[schlepy]

You could hunch over, act like you've got internal cramps and say you think your boy friend caused some internal damage last night and that you'd like to go and have it checked out.
is that why they call you tom brown because you love the brown eye??
you are one sick pup...