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Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called
...they found your head..
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one..
Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
Welcome to America
...now speak English
:lightsabe :lightsabe
The answer.............I Love Country Music
I'm just passed you and thats all that matters.
You just got passed by a girl. :crossx:
If I'm driving too slow, go under.
saw one the other day that had a Chevy truck piising on a Ford truck.
Caution I brake for no apparent reason.
And for those of you that drive a Corvette remove the V and the E and you have COR TTE think about it I rode behind a vet down the interstate for 30 min trying to figure it out .
C.T. :wink:
OP6C XI
:cry:
Caution I brake for no apparent reason.
And for those of you that drive a Corvette remove the V and the E and you have COR TTE think about it I rode behind a vet down the interstate for 30 min trying to figure it out .
C.T. :wink:
Ok you got me!! What does COR TTE stand for????????
The answer.............I Love Country Music
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