Ten Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex

[Boy Named Sue]

10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex
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1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.
3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.
5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.
6 You've both gone down one clothing size.
7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.
8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.
9. Boy, are you hungry!
10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
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11. Ask your neighbors.

[Boy Named Sue]

This is the honest to God truth.
12. Did the dogs start howling? If not, try again.

[FMluvswater]

Like a train wreck. Head on and lots of causalties, but with a greater understanding of what needs to be done.
Not an analogy I would have thunk up to describe us ... so maybe that makes it bang on the money!

[Boy Named Sue]

simile?

[FMluvswater]

simile?
Yes. That too! I get the terminologies mixed up occasionally. My last English Lit class was in 1992. :redface:

[hoolign]

Yes. That too! I get the terminologies mixed up occasionally. My last English Lit class was in 1992. :redface:
hey we have somthing in common!!...I was lit in english class 199 days,2 times a day

[JackieV]

10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex
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1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.
3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.
5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.
6 You've both gone down one clothing size.
7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.
8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.
9. Boy, are you hungry!
10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
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LMAO!!!! This is too funny! Especially #6!

[Boy Named Sue]

When the Police and Fire Department are banging on the door because there have been reports of a woman screaming and the smell of burning rubber coming from this address.