Weighing in at a buck 125 (dripping wet with a couple bricks in her pocket),
Wearing Marcie's 9th grade gym shorts with beautiful floral print, sporting the beer stained Molson cut off shirt, and classic textbook Mullett, The Canadian intellect,
Ladies and gentleman.... KIMMMMMM HANNNNNNNNNNNNNSONNNNNNNNNN!!!
And in this corner,
Tipping the scales at a stout 150 lbs. Sporting David Metzger tattoos, he is dressed in Arian Nation white wearing a vintage wifebeater tank and tightly shaven head. Americas favorite son,
Put your hands together DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNNNNNNNNSZTA!!!
DING DING